I wrote this piece of nonsense doggerel in 2010 especially for Visit Scotland (formerly the Scottish Tourist Board). I have no idea whether they ever used it at all. I had a mind to do it when I recalled the famous old jingle that listed the Kings and Queens of England. It began in 1066 with
Willie, Willie, Harry, Ste,
Harry, Dick, John, Harry 3
and continued till the end of the 19c with
Willie and Mary, Anna Gloria,
Four Georges, Willie, and Victoria.
Well, we had nothing like it for the Kings and Queens of Scots, so I just piled in. It’s all in fun, so enjoy!